Money Detective Mugs

'I think it's related to tapering.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'Crisis'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We need to change the introduction to our annual report. What's another word for bankrupt?'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

Eurobonds Explained.

IRS Audit Section

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

The United States' economy deflating.

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Euro Bomb

Dark money donor

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'Whose idea was it to use enron as a benchmark?'

'Great, and I'll also need some mirrors.'

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."