Economic Detective Gifts

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'I can't understand why nobody ever goes wit my investment ideas.'

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'

The turbulent euro.

"USA predict it will reduce its deficit by half...at whose expense?"

'Come on, Bunny, I know you're in there....somewhere!'

Euro Bomb

Economic recovery during Covid19

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Russia cuts Nord Stream

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Crisis'

"Everything's gone up."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."