"Slide dammit!"
Instruction Ignorer T-Shirts
Express their individuality with quirky t-shirts designed for those who ignore instructions. Fun, bold, and comfortable—ideal for casual days and making a statement.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'
"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"
"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
'and then stand in dish for two hours.'
"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."
Manual Worker
Manual Labor.
"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."
'No, I said 'sit'.'
'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."
Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up
"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."
"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."
'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'
Video Horse Shoes.
'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'
You read the instructions upside down.
Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!
"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."
“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”
"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."
"This is why you read the instructions."
'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'
"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."
'Give me some sausages, I want to end it all.'
"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"
"Please make regular coffee in the pot with brown trim and decaffeinated coffee in the pot with orange trim, so people can tell what kind it is. And do not tarry at the vaulted coffee niche."
The obvious
"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."
Rubber ball instructions.
"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."
Instruction Ignorer T-Shirts Collection
Instruction Ignorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the instruction ignorer—perfect for adding a dash of humor to their coffee break.
Instruction Ignorer Pillows
Find playful pillows that showcase their refusal to follow instructions—a cozy and humorous addition to any space.
Instruction Ignorer Prints
Check out our prints that celebrate individuality and nonconformity, ideal for decorating the homes of instruction ignorers.