Looking for a gift for someone who knows how to tune out the noise and focus on what truly matters? Our interest ignorer collection offers witty and fun items that celebrate their unique take on life. Whether they’re thriving on doing things their way or just need a humorous reminder to block out the fuss, these products bring personality and charm to any space or wardrobe.
Mort, you owe $856 on your tab. What are you talking about?! I pay my tab every month! Yes, but you've never paid the finance charge. It was clearly written on the back of the tab receipt that there's a 29.9% finance charge. I don't have that kind of money! I refuse to pay it! You can pay your finance charge in installments, but I'll have to add a finance charge. I'm calling congress!
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
'Look at that! Peanuts!'
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.
'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'
'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'
Join the protest march, I'm lonely.
'The only way you can become a millionaire by investing in savings accounts, is to invest millions in savings accounts.'
"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."
'Money DOES make me happy.'
"Well, that's not a good market indicator."
'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'
"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."
'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'
'How did your meeting with your insurance company go?'
Bank Loans - Just Say No
'Look at me!'
“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”
'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'
"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."
The Fed begins to attempt to raise interest rates hot air balloon.
"Question: are we liable for dumping waste in the swamp?"
"Dr. Garcia is ordering to make a lot of changes in my life."
"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."
"It's nothing...probably something I just ate for dinner."
"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
National Apathy Society: Come In Or Whatever
"If I won a million dollars, I'd invest it."
A horde of misers
"Slide dammit!"
C'mon, move!
'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'
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