'Look at that! Peanuts!'
Self-interest Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the clever, curious spirit of a self-interest observer? Our collection offers fun and thoughtful items that highlight their keen eye and inquisitive mind. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, find something that resonates with their love of observation and insight. Perfect for those who enjoy analyzing and understanding the world around them with a witty twist.
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"
Dog Park / Cat Park
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"
"Please feel free to browse."
"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.
"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."
'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'
"I wonder where they nest..."
"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
'I like it!'
Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.
"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."
'Serves me right for frowning.'
"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."
"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."
The artist
"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."
"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."
"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"
'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'
"Don't worry about expenses. This will all be passed along to the consumer."
"Bipolar."
"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."
Displaying Christian symbol deemed offensive.
'Looks like we've really got a lock on the rapist vote.'
Shirtless Congressman Chris Lee Resigns!
Self-interest Observer Gifts Collection
Self-interest Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for self-interest observers—witty, insightful, and designed to keep curiosity brewing from morning to night.
Self-interest Observer Pillows
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Self-interest Observer Prints
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Self-interest Observer T-Shirts
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