Self-interest Observer Mugs

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Please feel free to browse."

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"I wonder where they nest..."

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

'I like it!'

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

The artist

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'Your interest? -- oh, we used that to pay the federal deposit insurance.'

"Don't worry about expenses. This will all be passed along to the consumer."

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."

"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"

"Actually, Tommy, we're just about full-blooded management, except for your grandfather on your mom's side, who was one-quarter labor."

"Bipolar."

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'Your baptism will bring you closer to God!'

'Looks like we've really got a lock on the rapist vote.'