Self-interest Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Others will fight for you

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Making Money.

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

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'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."