Self-interest Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Others will fight for you

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Making Money.

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

Narcissus

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."