Owlish Observer Gifts

Owl's Pub: 'NO damn pussycats!

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Beaver tower

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Privacy Conference Security

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Magic Act

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Bizarre sights.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

The Manipulation of Justice

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Oculist.

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

1984 ; pop-up edition...

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

Wellbeing Score