Owlish Observer Pillows

Owl's Pub: 'NO damn pussycats!

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Privacy Conference Security

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Magic Act

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Bizarre sights.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The Manipulation of Justice

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

1984 ; pop-up edition...

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'