Owl Observer Pillows

A lumberjack chops down a tree

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Disco Owls

Little ship of horrors

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Owl Through Time

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

Owl

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Who's Hoot

Oculist.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'