Owl Observer Gifts

A lumberjack chops down a tree

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

Little ship of horrors

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Disco Owls

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Owl Through Time

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

Owl

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Olive, twist, or vole?"

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

Owl Aging Support Groups

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Yes, this is 'Hooters'. What were you expecting?'

Oculist.

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.