Idol Observer Gifts

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

100 best beheadings

Two airplanes

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Magic Act

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Wrong note.

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Pop up hell

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

Tiger Woods.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."

A lumberjack chops down a tree

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"