Olympics Observer Gifts

Sochi Saftey

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"What should we do with this extra part?"

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"