Runway Observer Gifts

Two airplanes

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Bat

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

"I love people-watching."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"We now begin to notice that very few major modern writers have had big hair."

Fashion world.

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

Boys looking at mannequins in a shop window

Modeste Mussorgsky.

'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

"He's so posh...!"

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - 'Mr. Colimard, if you continue to look at these dancers with your glasses in such an unseemly way, i shall take you home before the show is over'

"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"

I see we've hit our 'default' setting!