Nra Observer Gifts

'See?!? Another tragic school shooting just proves my point about concealed weapons on campus!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

Two airplanes

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

Bat

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Cornucopia of guns

Nicolas Maduro

Peace at last !

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Facebook in Crisis

The Motherhood

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Budget House of Cards