Nra Observer Pillows

'See?!? Another tragic school shooting just proves my point about concealed weapons on campus!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

State Budget.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Two airplanes

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bat

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'

The Motherhood

Cornucopia of guns

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Peace at last !

"It's not your imagination. You are seeing Nixon everywhere."

Nicolas Maduro

Facebook in Crisis

Budget House of Cards

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."