Neighborly Relations Observer Pillows

Complaining About Complaining

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Robinia Floribunda

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Interrupted Shower.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Blower wars.

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

"What's he doing now?"

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'