Nosy Neighbor Observer Pillows

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

$1: Family Secrets

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

The Motherhood

Interrupted Shower.

Robinia Floribunda

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

Nice to see you!

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

"...For once, can you NOT bark at the neighbors?"

"Wordplay - lockjaw"

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Privacy in the garden.

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

'How embarrassing. My parents are the only ones on the block who haven't aired their dirty laundry on a TV talk show.'

'Cable out again?'

"I never had time to raise a family. Mind if I watch?"

"Looks like there's a storm moving in."

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.