Curious Neighbor Observer Pillows

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Penguin

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

The Motherhood

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'Let's arbitrate.'

Pyramid Garden

Minimalism exhibition...

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Interrupted Shower.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Privacy in the garden.

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

'Who said that horses aren't carnivores?'

"Wordplay - lockjaw"