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"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

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'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

Wrong note.

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Pop up hell

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

Tiger Woods.

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

Warning! The next programme contains no celebrities.

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

Modeste Mussorgsky.

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

A lumberjack chops down a tree

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

"I really think it’s time for Madonna to let the dream die."