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"It's not fair. I'm a celebrity. Half the stuff written about me isn't even true."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The americanisation of vulture.

Horse statue throws off rider.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Police Statetion

100 best beheadings

"That shirt is so last year."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"If you get accepted into the art world I suppose that'll be the end of us merely sunbathing."

America's pastimes through British eyes

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

Distancing with the Stars

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'