Entertainment Industry Observer Pillows

Distancing with the Stars

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Mum, I got the job!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

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"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

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"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Therapy in L.A.'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

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Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'And who are you wearing?'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'I've received celebrity status!'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."