Entertainment Industry Observer Gifts

Distancing with the Stars

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Mum, I got the job!"

100 best beheadings

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

'Therapy in L.A.'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Trump commissions song

Woke Jersey Shore

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Made redundant from Honda please help

'And who are you wearing?'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'Are you okay, Bill?'

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

"Aren't you ready yet?"