Entertainment Observer Gifts

"It's not fair. I'm a celebrity. Half the stuff written about me isn't even true."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

The americanisation of vulture.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Horse statue throws off rider.

100 best beheadings

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Police Statetion

"That shirt is so last year."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

Glenn Hoddle

Made redundant from Honda please help

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"If you get accepted into the art world I suppose that'll be the end of us merely sunbathing."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

America's pastimes through British eyes

Distancing with the Stars

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Ricky Gervais.

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'