Entertainment Industry Explorer Gifts

'I do great voice-overs.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mum, I got the job!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"It's about time."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

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Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Therapy in L.A.'

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'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'And who are you wearing?'

Trump commissions song

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."