Owl Watcher Pillows

Owl and Pussy Cat/Garfield

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Tree house.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Och lye the news'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Disco Owls

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Little ship of horrors

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

It's a Dog's life

Owl Through Time

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'