Owl Watcher Prints

Owl and Pussy Cat/Garfield

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Tree house.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Och lye the news'

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Don't be a wisenheimer.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

Little ship of horrors

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Disco Owls

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

It's a Dog's life

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"I'm more of a day owl."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'