Opulent Observer Pillows

Lady Gold's Escort- Social Satire Featuring Exageratted Evening Dress

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

A Macaroni in 1772

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Tinnitus?"

Scientist seen on loch.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Bizarre sights.

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

The Great Catsby.

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Oculist.

'How can you be so cheap?'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Russian bombers in California

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Do Not Laugh At The Bears.

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"What would you recommend for someone who's wealthy?"