Nature Ignorer Gifts

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Grace For Flies

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Marco ..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

No littering...