Nature Complainer Gifts

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Nice Shooting.'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Same old rubbish every day! When are they going to give us something interesting to read with our cornflakes?'

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

Mowing Job Sucks.

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'Come back you fool! That is just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

'You've even lost the will to complain...'