Nature Complainer Mugs

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"Where does it hurt?"

'Nice Shooting.'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

Mowing Job Sucks.

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'Same old rubbish every day! When are they going to give us something interesting to read with our cornflakes?'

'Come back you fool! That is just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.