Cat Complainer Mugs

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I hate it..."

#notblessed

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Sick Exhibitionist

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

Honk If You Hate Cats