Cat Complainer Prints

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I hate it..."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Sick Exhibitionist

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"A cat wouldn't answer."

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Where does it hurt?"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'