Computer Complainer Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

"I don't like it already."

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"Where does it hurt?"

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'It's always April 15th here.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"This the last time I reply all."

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'Same old rubbish every day! When are they going to give us something interesting to read with our cornflakes?'

Mowing Job Sucks.

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

'You've even lost the will to complain...'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.