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STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Not the bloody batteries again.'

"I don't like it already."

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'It's always April 15th here.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

Mowing Job Sucks.

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Same old rubbish every day! When are they going to give us something interesting to read with our cornflakes?'

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"This the last time I reply all."

Permanently Offended By Something

'You've even lost the will to complain...'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.