Chronic Complainer T-Shirts

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Complaints - Apologies

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

"Where does it hurt?"

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

'You've even lost the will to complain...'

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

Permanently Offended By Something

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

"I don't like it already."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Complaints and Gratitude.

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

Mowing Job Sucks.

'Same old rubbish every day! When are they going to give us something interesting to read with our cornflakes?'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.