Weather Complainer Mugs

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

'Oh no - another blasted cold call!'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I hate this time of year."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Winter Coat

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Where does it hurt?"

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'It's always April 15th here.'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

"I'm a foul weather fan."

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"'Who needs to go abroad to enjoy the sun', you said..."