Weather Complaints Mugs

"'Who needs to go abroad to enjoy the sun', you said..."

I hate monday mornings.

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"I hate this time of year."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

Winter Coat

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

"There's a big world out there I know nothing about. And with any luck, I never will."

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"You might as well go on, son. I don't think they're going to call off school because of the snow storm."

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

People run from a falling cloud

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Holidays - before and after.