Weather Complainer Prints

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

'Oh no - another blasted cold call!'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I hate this time of year."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

Winter Coat

"Where does it hurt?"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'It's always April 15th here.'

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'Why is it that every time I see you all you ever do is complain?'

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

'Hurricane Limey is now pummelling the Florida coast, as a result of BBC reporters flapping their hands for dramatic effect.'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."