Love Complainer Mugs

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"Where does it hurt?"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

Complaints and Gratitude.

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

Mowing Job Sucks.

'I can't stand much more global warming.'