Garden Complainer Gifts

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

#notblessed

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Mine was stone cold.'

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

'A little too much to drink last night dear?'

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

"He's head over heels, worships the ground I walk on – kind of annoying."

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

Mowing Job Sucks.

Boy reading about enormous gooseberries in the local newspaper

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

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'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

"I'm going to do a spot of gardening. Have you seen my ear protectors?"

'I'll tell you what life's all about...'

'Oh no - another blasted cold call!'

"I'm very pleased with the house but you'd think they would have recognised our need for lower fences."

Complaints/Just Kvetching

'After a few more years of complaining I think I may change my life.'