Grumpy Gardener Gifts

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Planting Bird Seed.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Football fan

'Sunnyside down.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Clown watering his flowers.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

Desert Island

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

'FQ...?'

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Pumpkin

"Next time I'm feeling low remind me how silly asparagi look while they grow."