Frustrated Gardener Gifts

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Planting Bird Seed.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"How to deal with weeds."

'I'm out of bags.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Louse and garden...

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

How to deal with weeds

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

A military officer daydreams

Football fan

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 12

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'