Frustrated Gardener T-Shirts

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

"How to deal with weeds."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'I'm out of bags.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Louse and garden...

How to deal with weeds

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

A military officer daydreams

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Clown watering his flowers.

Football fan

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Desert Island

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."