Grouchy Gardener Gifts

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Planting Bird Seed.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Anything else need tying up?'

Clown watering his flowers.

Football fan

Man with a sunflower head watering flowers with human faces.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'

Pumpkin

Desert Island

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Skyscrapers.