Goth Gardener Gifts

Monster Plant.

An Unexpected Guest.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Vincent Van Goth.

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Anything else need tying up?'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Too goth?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"...let me guess - two rump steaks, very rare and two bloody marys..."

Herb garden

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."

New Romantic

Early Goths.

An Emoo.

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'