Knightly Gardener Gifts

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

An Unexpected Guest.

Tree Passion

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Planting Bird Seed.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Paving over the window-box

Flowers in the city

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

Priest watering his wings.

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Football fan

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'