Knightly Gardener T-Shirts

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Passion

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Planting Bird Seed.

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Flowers in the city

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

Paving over the window-box

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

'Anything else need tying up?'

Football fan

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'