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"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Planting by the Moon.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

The Phantom Of The Garden

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Bat

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

Stormy Night

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

"Look—there it goes again!"

'Say babe, wanna go to my place for a daycap?'

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Skyscrapers.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Planting by the moon.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Gardening By The Moon

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

"Do you see what I see?"

'A few over here, please.'

Cat watering catnip.